Saturday, 7 December 2013

BECAUSE HE CARES...


HAPPINESS COMES WITHIN... ACTIONBASH -2013


BEEN TO FRANCE BEFORE? ...


GOOD BYE PAUL . . .


WHY DON'T VAMPIRE SUCK D*CK? - ACTIONBASH


DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE GLASS DOWN . . . ACTIONBASH

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

THIS IS GONNA BE MAD FUN... ACTIONBASH


SHE GOT IT RIGHT... ;P


AFTER YEARS OF GAMING....

NAUGHTY AMERICA . . . ACTIONBASH


LOL...


THEY NEVER LEARN... ACTIONBASH


The potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying!







This dude....


- he's only seconds old and seems like he's prepared for the world.. :p


live long and prosper little dude!

MAC DO SUPPORT WINDOWS . . . ACTIONBASH


LOL! MAC DO SUPPORT WINDOWS...

We all do it.. - Actionbash


Ladies... -[ Actionbash ]


Sunday, 24 November 2013

Seriously....


Someday you'll realize...

    Someday you'll realize... 


 
 
Someday You'll realize how
Much you cared about her
And how amazing she really
Was . And when that day comes
She'll be walking with the
Guy who already Knew .



#The Assgardians






Saturday, 23 November 2013


#;; - I'm not sure if we could ever be together but you know what? 



                   -[ I like you anyways . . .

He Fired his secretery.

Why I fired my secretary:

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", 
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.


My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,


"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"


It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." 

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"


We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.


She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.


On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"


She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."


"Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.


Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".


And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Sobbing...
Naked...
and erect....

How it feels....

A wife was making a breakfast of fried
eggs for her husband. 


Suddenly, her husband came into the
kitchen. 


"Careful," he said, 

"CAREFUL! Put in
some more butter!


 Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!


Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER?


They're going 2 STICK! Careful..
CAREFUL! 


I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? 


Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"


 The wife stared at him. "What is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how
to fry a couple of eggs?" 


The husband calmly replied, "I just
wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."

Monday, 9 September 2013

It's a Sad Story...

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving...
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did Itell you about talking
to boys?!!!... Get off thedamn phone!! (And hangs up).]
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, butanyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at thepark.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]
It says..."Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you,and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and youwere never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I neverwant to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye. - Ricardo"
[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket, It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...

Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will

.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"]
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.
Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!... Erica turnsthe T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.

[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardowas dead & she had
nothing to live for...]


A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave amessage. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
# . . Two Years Back . .

I Fell in Love With You Girl Now Its a Year ,
Since We'd a Single Word Life is Goin' On As Its Suppose To Be
Baby Everything's Changed ! But All Around Me
EveryDay I Wake Up & See Your Picture On My Wall , Why Would I Be Lieying
It Makes me Feel Small We Had Some Issues ;; I Think We Gotta Work on Those Right
But Every Night I Fell This Pain - Of Losing Your Sight
Why You Had To Go Outta Life ? Coz You Fell I'm Irritatin' ??
Or Evil Thougts ov' Mine ! Which Are Always Migratin'
Sittin' Lonely In This Empty Room - Heart is Full of Wounds
I Dont Think I Can Resume Doom is On This Full Moon , But I Really Cant Complain That My Heart Is Sufferin' Pain
I Think I'l Really Go Insane , But Wont Stop Callin' Your Name Livin' Without You Is Livin' In Shame


They Say Love is A Game of Feelin'
But Feeling's Say That Am Wrong ! So What ?
I'm About To Tell You What Happened All That Night Long
- Recallin' Time We Spent Together Whether Fighting or Being Alone
Or Sittin' Staring in Each Others' Eye Am Just All Alone
Never Wanted The Things To Turn This Side
Am Feelin' Am Dieying My Heart . . It Beatz ! I Say I'm Fine, But My Soul ! Everytime It Cries

Thousand Numbers, I Dont Wanna Dial
4 Thousand Friend In My Profile

My Face So Cold I Want To Smile Try & Try Feelin' Mad That I'm Bad


Its Nawt Bout Be'ing In a RelationShip Or Be'ing MarrieD.
It's Nawt Bout Hav'ing A Man By Yowr Side At All Tym'S It's Nawt Bout
CommitmenTs AnD Promises Its All Bout Feel'ing Secure AnD Sleep'ing
Peacefully At nighT Wid OuT Hav'ing Dat Fear Awf Los'ing Wot Yow've Get.
It's All Bout All Bout Peace Awf minD. it's All Bout Da Right Man N Da

Right Time It's All bouT Be'ing LoveD to Da cOre <3